I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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