Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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