eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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