yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
