if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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