Im at strip club and am horny
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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