erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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