I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
My hand turned me down
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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