i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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