I didn't shave. On purpose
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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