on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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