There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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