After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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