Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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