Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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