dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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