How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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