Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I have tasted many bathrooms
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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