So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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