No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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