We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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