Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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