508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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