How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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