Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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