I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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