So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm like, not good at living.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
