also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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