Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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