I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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