I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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