im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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