I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
