have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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