I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Two words: nipple clamps
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