Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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