Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Can I color on your dick again?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
