what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just found puke in my bra..
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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