I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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