a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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