So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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