I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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