That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
