Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
The air taste purple.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
