I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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