apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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