would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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