Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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