Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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