Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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